So here's the info:
New job: Spanaway Elementary and Clover Creek Elementary- a .5 position at each school. Not ideal, but it's a good district and I'm confident I'll be at one school after a years time.
New living space: Puyallup, Washington. We will live in real place, with real things, and real places to go. None of this 'we live in Gig Harbor because we're rich and it's a prestigious place to live, but there's really nothing to do' stuff. Plus, we've found a cheap duplex with a garage and a fenced in backyard. Perfect for our future dog. We're like two blocks away from Safeway and Balou Junior High's track....,on which I will frequently run. The duplex is not in the most 'hoity toity' of neighborhoods, but aren't you supposed to go a little 'ghetto' your first few years of marriage? That way you can have entertaining pictures 20 years down the road, which in the end makes life much more interesting.
So that's that, in the land of Adam and Sheli. Living proof that God always knows best.